Posts Tagged ‘the things kids say’
Never embarrass your children or re-tell blushworthy stories of them on the internet to total strangers.
Hmm, yeah, right.
I’ve c&p’d this from the other blog because it still makes me laugh.
Stephanie was checking her email one afternoon and
had an email on a store promotion. The conversation went as follows:
Steph: “Durex is buy one, get one free.”
Me, a little taken aback but you know, *deep breath*, I can deal with this: “Better to be safe than sorry I suppose.”
Steph: “Yeah, I’m going to buy lots of paint now.”
Me looking up sharply quite puzzled: “What?! That’s not paint!”
Steph, waving her arms about: “Yes it is. Durex. The one with the big
dog!”
Me laughing: “That’s Dulux!”
Steph: “No, it’s not!”
Me, laughing harder: “Yes it is!”
Stephanie looks very puzzled so I help her out while still trying to
breathe through laughing.
“Steph, Durex is condoms!”
Stephanie crumbling with laughter and embarrassment “OoOoooh!!”
Lol!